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Sometimes critics are wrong and teenagers are right, but not this time.
There are lots of silly jokes and sight gags. It is large quantity and some quality. Not as high a percentage as "Airplane!
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Most of the jokes are more smilers than guffaws, but the movie is consistently funny. I did laugh out loud a few times in the first twenty minutes, but not again after that.
Watch the unrated edition if you want more lewd penguin humor. It is a botched attempt at a sitting duck. This means the level of humor is slightly higher and it is slightly lower on the silly meter.
Compare the top five billed actors to see what I mean.
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You can argue who is hotter between Valeria Golino and Carmen Electra, but one of them can act and the other is Carmen Electra.
It holds up much stronger due to the choice of targets. Making fun of Lindsay Lohan and Kevin Federline may have been hilarious inbut talk about old news now.
Speaking of old news, was not that long ago in years, but the gay jokes that populate "Meet the Spartans" are already squirm-inducing. Directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. A man licks a woman's face, then the side of her mouth and then inside a nostril.
Two masked warriors act like they are kissing one's tongue sticks out from his mask. A woman makes sexual gestures to a man with her mouth and we later see them kissing passionately, until her husband sees them.
A woman pulls off her skirt to reveal large, nude buttocks. A woman wearing a low-cut and short dress that reveals cleavage and bare thighs licks a lollipop seductively and dances while a man watches with interest; she then invites him to sign her chest, he does, and she then lifts her skirt to reveal a chastity belt.
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Scantily clad women stand in a room and we see several holding and caressing each other. A woman lies nude on a massage table we see her with cucumber slices over eyes, tomato slices over her nipples and a slice of pizza on her crotch and a man enters the room and says, "nice tomatoes.Meet the Spartans hot video comedy
Two women wearing thong bikinis cleavage and buttocks are visible dance on a stage. A man's shorts fall down and we see him wearing an adult diaper.
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An overweight man with many rolls of fat is shown nearly nude in many scenes we see his bare chest, abdomen and legs, and chains and rings dangle around his body. Several men pull down their pants to reveal bare buttocks they appear to be covered with hair or dirt, although it is not clear. A woman wears a short top and short skirt that reveal cleavage, bare abdomen and bare thighs.
Many men wear small leather loincloth-type shorts throughout the movie they are bare-chested. We see bare baby buttocks as they are stamped after inspection. A man holds a leaf blower between his legs and a woman blows him a kiss. A woman caresses a spear seductively. Men hold hands, skip and sing.
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Two male dead bodies lie on top of each other, one with its face in the other's crotch and vice versa. A man looks at another man carrying a box, he says, "he has a huge package" and asks yet another man for an introduction. A husband tells his wife that she should move on if he dies, he says he'd "play the field" if she died and that he has always wanted to have sex with a heavy set woman he uses crude terms.
A man says of another man: A man pulls on a chain attached to a nipple ring, the ring pulls off along with his nipple, and he then staples the nipple back with a staple gun. An elderly woman strikes a boy, the boy falls down, the boy punches the woman in the face and we see her dentures fly out of her mouth. A man punches a boy in the face he falls to the ground.