Zapp Brannigan - Wikipedia
Emperor Chop Chop was an imaginary enemy of Zapp Brannigan Zapp Brannigan: So, Emperor Chop Chop once again we meet at last. We meet again, but this time I'm the one criticizing the sausage! Kif: Last time you tried that, the Mexican restaurant declared war on us! Futurama Quotes. I. Zapp: I'm in command here. Zapp Brannigan. Has my fame preceded me or was I to quick for it? Leela: Oh, not at all. I'm just so really thrilled to meet you! [.
Am I going crazy? Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me? And so, life returned to normal, or at least as normal as it gets in this primitive dirtball inhabited by psychotic apes. Thanks to the effects of the brain waves, the people of Earth have not memory of what had transpired, except Fry, and no one believed him or cared what he had to say. I, meanwhile, returned to my post, ever vigilant, lest Earth again come under brain attack. And when that day comes, God help us.
"Futurama" A Flight to Remember (TV Episode ) - Quotes - IMDb
God help us all. Time for a diapie change. We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet, Tweenis 12, but it mysteriously exploded. Why is that good news? They paid in advance. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter.
He forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. I will destroy you! We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses! Now he's trapped in a book I wrote: The Big Brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin! Nibblonians To nibble stations! Prepare cuddlebug for deployment in forty niblets.
Sometimes I fear we are cute. That's Lobstertainment [ edit ] Bender: Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
It's some kind of hollow tube, devoid of human life. I've seen plagues that had better opening nights than this. You said that Oscar was practically on my mantle. Now you know why I used the qualifier "practically". Pibb", and "Snow White and the Seven-ups.
What can I get you gentlemen? We'll split an order. People, People please, just because its a dramatic scene doesn't mean you cant do a little comedy in the background. That plot makes perfect sense. Bender, you said "wink, wink" out loud.
So, you want to be a comedian, is it? It's my life long dream. Well, that dream dies now! You're unfunny and untalented. That's why you're perfect for drama.
What are their names? My name is Nina, this is Albert-- Bender: And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
"So, once again we meet at last" - Zapp Brannigan
So I gave the cookies you made to Fawn and the kids and they couldn't believe it -- they were delicious. One day my race will destroy you all! Be careful with that Adlai, Leela, he's a doctor, they're very poor. Actually, most doctors are rich. When did this happen? I've never been good with words, which is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum.
Will you go out with me this Sunday? I don't know what else to say, so I'll just say it. Okey-dokey, see you then. What's so wonderful about Leela being normal?
The rest of us aren't normal and that's what makes us great. He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does. The Professor's a senile, amoral crackpot. Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant. Amy's a klutz from Mars. And, Fry, you've got that brain thing. So, Leela, do you wanna be like us?
Or do you wanna be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever? That's the dumbest question I ever heard! Daddy Bender, we're hungry. What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Can we have Bender Burgers again? The cat shelter's on to me. You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock! Bender as he's being cuffed: If you had kids of your own, you'd understand!
Take me to your leader! Zapp Brannigan at your service. You must smoke peace pipe, and you must do it peacefully. Or we'll kill you. Well, it's just really that I don't feel that-- Zapp Brannigan: Don't be such a chicken, Kif. Teenagers all smoke and they seem pretty on-the-ball. I didn't realize you were bringing your girlfriend Lieutenant. Did I say "girlfriend"? She sounds more like a wife! Wow, look at that: Olympus Mons, the tallest volcano in the solar system. Right in front of you.
Anyway, make yourselves at home. Zoidberg comes downstairs wearing a bathrobe] Dr. Don't mind if I already did. There was only enough to fill the tub halfway. That sounds very dangerous. Someone could get killed. Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in. Well, sir, I'm a little nervous about meeting her parents.
Of course you are. You're meek and uninteresting.
I love it out here, Amy. I feel so manly. I have a blister, I-I spit! A-And of course, I tell no one my feelings. But you still have them, right? But I keep them inside until I can write them in my diary. Ah, it's a wonderful night. I could just lie here beside you staring at the sky all night. Maybe we just made love Amy: You see, after I selflessly rescued the trail mix, I braved the flames once more in search of fluids.
Then why didn't you give me any? I thought it might help you forget your intense hatred for me if you were a teensy bit delirious. So, you let me dehydrate while you washed down the trail mix with imported mineral water? You see, besides the trail mix, the minibar also contained Doritos, beef jerky and a generous assortment of fine chocolates.
Oh Brannigan : funny
I wanted to offer you the chocolates. But I was concerned about your waistline. It's because I haven't been exercising. If only this tree hadn't fallen on me by chance. It was just after we crashed. I awoke first, to find you trapped. You could've moved this grub-infested log any time you wanted? But then I wouldn't have been able to provide the loving care you wouldn't have needed. I'd leave you to rot in this paradise, if only the ship weren't destroyed.
The ship's fully functional, isn't it? You see, after re-trapping you and before feigning unconsciousness, I paused to enjoy a cigar. Though mellow and satisfying, it did parch me a bit, so I went in search of brandy. That's when my keen senses detected the still-invisible ship.
So, we can go back to Earth? But there is no Earth anymore. Everyone I know is dead! This seems like a good place to take a dump. But how did you find this planet? We're actually on Earth. The ship's homing device brought us back. But I saw Earth explode! I'm actually kind of proud of this one. The Nimbus is an extremely large vessel, capable of blockading or besieging entire planets single-handedly, and of transporting armies large enough for the pacification of the planet, all without the aid of support vessels.
It is a parody of the Enterprise from Star Trek: The creators of the series envisioned Brannigan as similar to what Shatner himself would be like as a starship captain. Cohen describes him as being "half Captain Kirk, half actual William Shatner", and that the initial premise for the character was "What if the real William Shatner was the captain of the Enterprise instead of Kirk? Brannigan also wears a girdle to appear thinner and in another episode nearly loses his toupeeseemingly a parody of similar accusations aimed at Shatner.
Originally Brannigan was to appear fatter in every shot throughout the first episode in which he appeared, but the animators were so disgusted by his ultimate appearance that the idea was dropped.